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"Something light and fluffy."
"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."
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"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."
Tags:couple, couples, old couple, old couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationships, longterm relationship, longterm relationships, conversation, conversation, boring conversation, boring conversations, small talk, smalltalk, small-talk, bored, boredom, broing, predictable, predictability, elderly couples, elderly couple, elderly people, old people, retired, retirement, lack of communication, uncommunicative, no communication, porch, porches, front porch, front porches
'Do you remember when I was your trophy wife and you were a stud?'
Tags:playing it safe, same old same old, predictable, boring, safe, monotony, bored, boredom, habit, habits, summer, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, adverse to change, changing it up, travel, traveling, travelling, trip, trips, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, long relationship, long relationships, married life, marriage, old couple, elderly couple, old couples, elderly couples, boring couple, boring couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, plans, plan, travel planning
"I don't know you anymore, Ira."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, ageing, old couple, old couples, elderly couple, elderly couples, imitate, imitation, imitating, look a like, look a likes, look alike, look alikes, growing apart, drifting apart
Gift Suggestions for Post-Diamond Wedding Anniversaries
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"You schlepped with her, didn't you?"
Tags:schlep, schleps, schelpping, schlepped, slept, soundalike, soundalikes, slang, slang term, slang terms, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, elderly couple, elderly couples, accuse, accuses, accusing, accusation, accusations, infidelity, infidelities, housewife, housewives, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions
"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"
"I understand they're a rather mature couple?"
'Why did you have your hip replaced if it wasn't bothering me?'
"It's the closure fairy."
Tags:the grim reaper, grim reaper, fairy, fairies, closure, getting closure, personification, old age, the elderly, black humour, dark humour, personification, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, underreact, underreaction, underreactions, imminent death, european folklore, elderly couple, elderly couples
"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"
Tags:elderly couple, elderly couples, cook, cooks, foodie, foodies, stew, stews, beef stews, dinnertime, supper, menu, boeuf bourguignonne, beef stew, argument, discussion, stirring, seniors, old married, spat, homecook, homecooking, homecooked meal, homecooked meals, homecooked dinner, homecooked dinners, unappreciated, plain cooking
'Hello George old boy! I wonder if you and Margaret would be interested in buying your gas and electricity from us?' - (Power Station in garden)
'Did you put my leftover stew in the emergency details again, George?'
'We finish each others sentences now...'
'I just couldn't bear to be without Floyd. So I had him stuffed!'
Old woman dancing with a hot water bottle on her back to relieve back pain.
'Remember the good old days when people used to write each other letters.'
An old couple visit a woods where they once carved their name in a tree and discover it has bee cut down.
'I'd like to trade him in under the 'cash for clunkers' program.'
Elderly couple have nothing left to talk about: 'You've told me that before.'
'Instead of a reverse mortgage, we've decided on a reverse lifestyle.'
Are you trying to change me?
Cold Shoulder For 400 Yards.