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"Another p**s and vinegar?"
Tags:bartender, bartenders, expression, expressions, aggressive, aggressiveness, aggressive energy, old man, old men, elderly man, elderly men, age, ageing, getting on, getting old, still got it, old curmudgeon, old curmudgeons, anger, angry, grump, grumps, grumpy, grouch, grouches, grouchy, alcohol, bar, pub
"Watch closely. This is how you write checks."
Tags:check, checks, cheque, cheques, bank, banking, money, write, writing, written, writes, wrote, grandparent, grandparents, grandpa, grandfather, grandfathers, grandchild, grandchildren, teach, teaching, teacher, taught, teaches, bewilderment, bewilder, bewildered, bewildering, bewilders, wonder, wondering, wondered, exciting, excitement, excite, excites, excited, new skill, new skills, skill, skills, fascinate, fascinating, fascinated, fascinates, child, children, elder, elders, elderly man, elderly men, life skill, life skills, important, importance
Pensioner carries sedan chair.
Tags:litter, litters, sedan chair, sedan chairs, lazy, laziness, cheat, cheating cheater, zimmer frame, zimmer frames, walking aid, walking aids, old man, old men, elderly man, elderly men, support, inequality, social inequality, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap
"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."
Tags:ageing, getting old, getting older, old man, old men, elderly man, elderly men, grumpy, grump, grumps, disillusioned, disillusionment, complain, complaining, harrumph, old timer, old timers, old-timer, old-timers, social club, social clubs, private socail club, gentlemans club, gentlemens club, gentleman's club, gentlemen's club, oap, oaps, old age pensioners, old age pensioner, pensioner, pensioners
"Ms. Howard, get me some connective tissue."
Tags:ageing, connective tissue, elderly, elderly man, elderly men, old man, old men, decrepit, past your best, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, medical procedure, medical procedures, male pale stale, intercom, secretary, secretaries
"Remind me to take these off when I go to the men's room."
Tags:cinema, cinemas, movies, movie, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, film, 3-d, 3d, three dimensional, 3 dimensional, 3d glasses, 3d specs, 3d film, 3d films, 3d movie, 3d movie, men's room, mens room, toilet, toilets, wc, wcs, water closet, water closets, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, old age, senior, seniors, forget, forgetful, elderly men, elderly man, old men, old man, memory, memory problems, memory difficulties
In the dark days, before doctor-patient confidentiality.
"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."
Tags:stuck in his ways, stuck in your ways, stuck in their ways, old fashioned, nurse, old people, old man, old men, elderly, elderly man, elderly man, family, families, sexist, sexists, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, hospital, hospitals, physician, physicians, medical, women, woman, female doctor, female doctors
The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.
'Sorry, you don't qualify for the early retirement package. You're too old.'
'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'
Tags:yolo, you only live once, slang, text slang, internet slang, online slang, millennial, millennials, death, dying, the grim reaper, grim reaper, unceremonious, abrupt, abruptness, blunt, to the point, trend, trends, language, evolving language, death comes for us all, old man, old men, elderly man, elderly men, mortality, modern technology, modern life, modern attitudes, modern times
"Oh, stop bitching about it, will you? It's all been over and done with for years!"
"They say you're only as old as your face."
Tags:age, ageing, old age, getting old, old man, old men, elderly men, elderly man, face, faces, wrinkles, wrinkle, wrinkled, ageing problem, ageing problems, in denial, deny, denying, ugly, ugliness, look you age, looking your age, wrinkly skin, wrinkled skin, comfort, comforting, false comfort, old people, older person, elderly people, elderly person
Tags:old chestnuts, old chestnut, food cart, foodcart, elderly, the elderly, old man, old men, elderly men, elderly man, story, stories, old story, old stories, anecdote, anecdotes, new york, ny, nyc, new york city, repeat, repetition, boring, bored, boredom, tedium, tedious, life experience, life lessons, chestnut, chestnuts, roast chestnut, roast chestnuts, roasted chestnut, roasted chestnut, old tale, old tales, old yarn, spin a yarn, spinning a yard
"Hi, I'm the tooth fairy. Want to buy back some of your teeth?"
Tags:tooth, teeth, lost a tooth, losing teeth, milkteeth, milk teeth, children's teeth, childrens teeth, kids teeth, kids' teeth, toothfairy, tooth fairy, the tooth fairy, fairies, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, commercialism, salesperson, salespeople, sales person, sales people, sell back, selling back, fairy story, fairy stories, buy back, buying back, profiteering, old age age, dentures, denture, false teeth, false tooth, old man, old men, elderly man, elderly men
"When I was your age, I was fifteen."
Tags:when i was your age, when i was a boy, grandparent, grandparents, grandad, grandads, grandfather, grandfathers, ageing, getting old, old people, old person, elderly people, elderly person, old man, elderly man, teen, teens, teenager, stating the obvious, reprimand, reprimanding, kids these days
'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'
Injured runner being helped by an old man.
'I occasionally go out for a walk, and I buy groceries every two weeks or so. I wonder if I qualify as a recluse.'
'Gerald likes to keep his mind active with a spot of cyber bullying.'
Dot was totally in awe of technology. Now Neville could screw up their accounts and mess up the holiday booking before breakfast without even getting out of bed.
'She felt his hot breath upon her cheek...'
Old Man Cutting Toenails.