Elderly Man Cartoons and Comics

"Another p**s and vinegar?"

Pensioner carries sedan chair.

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

"Ms. Howard, get me some connective tissue."

"Remind me to take these off when I go to the men's room."

In the dark days, before doctor-patient confidentiality.

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

'Sorry, you don't qualify for the early retirement package. You're too old.'

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"You're late."

"YOLO."

"Oh, stop bitching about it, will you? It's all been over and done with for years!"

"They say you're only as old as your face."

Old Chestnuts

"Hi, I'm the tooth fairy. Want to buy back some of your teeth?"

"When I was your age, I was fifteen."

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

Injured runner being helped by an old man.

'I occasionally go out for a walk, and I buy groceries every two weeks or so. I wonder if I qualify as a recluse.'

'Gerald likes to keep his mind active with a spot of cyber bullying.'

Dot was totally in awe of technology. Now Neville could screw up their accounts and mess up the holiday booking before breakfast without even getting out of bed.

'She felt his hot breath upon her cheek...'

Old Man Cutting Toenails.

'Do you have anything that's self-propelled?'