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'Great heavens! You're right, it is her! ... Y'know I remember her when she used to be in focus.'
'You know what they say about growing older . . .'
Path of Life.
'They say ninety is the new eighty.'
Congratulations you can no longer die young.
'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'
'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'
'Are you sure you don't want to say something about staying active in the retirement years?'
'I used to have an hour glass figure like yours but the sands of time ran out.'
'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'
'I'm afraid Raymond waited a bit to long to write his memoirs.'
Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.
'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''
'And How are we today Mr. Figgs?'
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