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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
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"I think I've acquired some wisdom over the years, but there doesn't seem to be much demand for it."
"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."
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"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"
Tags:soap opera, soap operas, daytime tv, daytime television, tv, television, show, shows, prime time, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, old age, old people, elder, elders, elderly, ageing, aging, retired, retire, retirement, argue, argument, arguments, dispute, frustrated, distracting
"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."
Tags:saints preserve us, god help us, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, prayer, prayers, pray, praying, plea, heavenly intervention, old age, old people, elderly, elder, elders, ageing, aging, retirement, retired, boulevardier, rich people, wealth, wealthy, rich, wealthy people, fashionable, socialite, socialites, men, man, woman, women, jaywalk, jaywalking, jaywalker, jaywalkers, ticket, traffic ticket, traffic law, traffic laws
"You seem depressed."
"and whose little marriage are we?"
"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
Tags:homeland security, old school, duct tape, duct tapes, duct taping, duck tape, duck tapes, duck taping, plastic sheet, plastic sheets, furniture, protect, protects, protecting, protection, interior, interiors, interior decoration, interior decorations, luddite, luddites, technophobe, technophobes, technophobic, parent, parents, parenting, old parent, older parents, elder, elders, elderly
Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives
"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"
"A general! Goodness gracious, you don't look like a general!"
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"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"
Tags:merchant of venice, shakespeare, quote, quotes, quotation, if you prick me do i not bleed, old man, old men, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, youth, youthful, sex appeal, lost youth, misspent youth, jogger, joggers, healthy, healthiness, offend, offends, offense, offenses, offence, offences, hurtful, reminder, reminders, mortality, elder, elders, elderly
"He isn't dead yet."
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"Oh, my God. Old people."
Tags:old people, stigma, stigmatize, stigmatizing, stigmatise, stigmatises, stigmatising, elder, elders, elderly, generation gap, generation gaps, older generation, older generations, snob, snobs, snobby, ageist, ageism, agist, agism, clique, cliques, separate group, separate groups, office worker, office workers, office work, worker, workers, workforce, division, divisions, divide, divides
"Lionel and I haven't seen each other in twenty years, but once in cahoots always in cahoots."
Tags:cahoot, in cahoots, cahoots, old people, elderly, elder, elders, old, old age, ageing, aging, retired, retirement, retire, men, man, reunion, reunions, club, clubs, gentlemen's club, gentlemen's clubs, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, executive, executives, partner, partners, partnership, partnerships, alliance, alliances
"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."
Superhero Helps Lady Cross The Road
Tags:hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, heroic, good, good deed, deeds, kind, kindnes, old, old age, elderly, elders, old lady, grandma, crossing, road crossing, road, jaywalking, help, helping, considerate, consideration, positive attitude, helping hand, o a p, oap, pensioner, pensioners, safe, safety, public safety, citizenship, citizen, city, cities, urban, traffic, cape, capes, fly, flying
"Wilfred, did you leave the lid off the body glitter?"
"In my day, people died."
"Tues., May 19: Nothing on television again last night."
Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.
Tags:marathon, marathons, race, races, racing, racer, racers, raced, oap, oaps, care, cares, caring, carer, carers, pensioner, pensioners, elder, elders, elderly, wheelchair, wheelchairs, wheel chair, wheel chairs, long distance, long distances, push, pushes, pushed, pushing, pusher, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."
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"Those once-in-a-lifetime events are beginning to add up."
Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.
Tags:personal alarm, personal alarms, emergency, emergencies, alarm, alarms, fall, falls, falling, elder, elders, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age pensioner, old age pensioners, lazy, laziness, depressed, depression, listless, listlessness, emergency line, emergency lines, can't be bothered, get up, gets up, getting up, tired, exhausted, exhaustion, emergency services, ambulance, ambulances