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"It's not you, Grover. It's me."
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"Ah, but wait till he's reëlected! Then you'll see principles."
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'How does this work? I've recently retired from Congress and am not quite sure how to pay for things with my own money.'
“He’s been in a foul mood for a week, but it will be several months before the effects are felt by the American public.”
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'I lead by knowing where the voter wants to go.'
In God We Trust...Because We Can't Trust our Politicians.
'I'll tell you what type of leader I am when I find who my followers are.
"Congressman, you need a junket."
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I'm not complaining. Voter apathy is what got me elected.'
But if we vote for less government, we'll be out of a job!'
US Department of Swamp Restoration
'In a democratic society, doesn't it make sense to vote for a democrat?'
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"To celebrate our continual reelection, let's make April Fool's Day a national holiday."
Election Promises: 'I promise better health care, better education and lower taxes!'
'The people elected us, so why should we always take the blame?'
"That group of constituents I'm meeting...are they feedback or blow back?"
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'Remember, you can't please everyone in this world...especially when you're pandering to your base.'
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'...and it is with great sadness that I announce that I've lost my desire to fleece the public and will be returning to the private sector.'
'Well, my political life ended in 1982, but I didn't make it HERE until last Monday.'
The cave of the corrupt.
'I'm your MP! I realize tax payers pay my salary, and I'd like an advance!'
'...and I take pleasure in commending Senator Swatsky for a perfect attendance record.'
'If elected, I would reduce government spending - by freeing all prisoners.'