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"Must be a politician—not a hair out of place."
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"He used to think he was Napoleon - now he thinks he's Trump."
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"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
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Stacks Of Political Books Labelled 'Remainders'
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"I'm suspending my campaign, gentlemen, until such a time as I can obtain a fresh supply of pixie dust."
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'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'
"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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'Well, at least they can't make things any worse.' - 'YES, WE CAN!'
'Does the electoral college have a football team?'
'Every election day I ask myself the same question -- 'Heads or tails''
An Election Recap In The Form Of A Rube Goldberg Machine
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'The voters must never know we agree on ANYTHING. They'll throw us both out!'
"The scales say 'alien overlord,' but the rolled-up sleeves say 'man of the people.'"
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"That was very nice, dear, but don't you think you should begin to address yourself to a broader constituency?"
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'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'
"Remember: if you don't vote...you've got no grounds to complain about who gets elected."
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The only poll that counts...
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"I'm thinking of voting for Joey Essex..."
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'The American people can't be that smart - or why would we keep getting re-elected?'
The debate ended as expected, the cooler head prevailed.
'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'
Election Promises: 'I promise better health care, better education and lower taxes!'
'I have decided not to run for re-election, so I can spend more time with my legal defense team.'
For congress. A certified organic politician.
'My goal is to privatize everything.'