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Today's Political Party Symbols: Republicans, Democrats and Hippocrit.
'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'
Sale! 30% off. Margin of error plus or minus 4%.
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Pay me or I'll vote for Nader
Tags:nader, ralph nader, al gore, george bush, bush, george w. bush, president, presidents, presidential, campaign, campaigns, election, elections, electoral, general election, general elections, green, greens, green party, threat, threatening, beg, begging, panhandle, panhandling, insult, insulting
Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign
Tags:nixon, elect, election, elections, time, time passing, passing, shipwrecked, shipwreck, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, marooned, maroon, maroons, castaway, ship wreck, ship wrecked, politics, american politics, american, america, united states, politicians, political figure, political figures, government, reference, history, modern history, modern life, behind the times, sign, signs, support, supporter, supports, supporting, signage
'In the event of the end of medicare, which country has an intact health care system?'
"And if I'm elected I promise not to get re-indicted."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, election, elections, election campaign, election campaigns, political campaign, political campaigns, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, on campaign, speech, speeches, press conference, press conferences, promise, promises, political promise, political promises, indicted, re-indicted, indictment, indictments, re-indictment, re-indictments, scandal, scandals, political scandal, political scandals, crook, crooks, crooked politician, crooked politicians, corrupt, corruption, voter, voters, vote, votes, if elected
"God has chosen to ignore my prayers concerning the outcome of this year's election, and so I feel that I am once again free to be a very bad little boy."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, election, elections, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, god, gods, religion, religious, prayer, prayers, pray
"Well, no, it's not a very big country, but then you didn't give THAT much to the campaign, did you?"
"Here I am doing a very normal thing I always do in New York!"
Tags:us presidential election 2016, 2016 election, 2016 elections, 2016 presidential election, election, elections, presidential race, 2016 presidential race, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, democratic candidate, democratic candidates, hillary clinton, clinton, bernie sanders, sanders, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, ted cruz, cruz, subway, subways, new york subway, bad commute, bad commutes
"They should make the election best of seven."
Tags:election, elections, outcome, outcomes, fairness, democracy, democracies, democratic, vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, best of seven, series, relitigate, relitigates, relitigating, second chance, second chances, presidential election, presidential elections, regret, regrets, regretting, 7 game series, electoral college
"And as the campaign heats up, the latest poll shows the Dan Rather news team running slightly ahead of the Peter Jennings news team, with Tom Brokaw team just two points back and gaining."
"Ed's a one-issue voter, but he won't tell me what it is."
Tags:one issue voter, one-issue voter, one issue voters, one-issues voters, voter, voters, voting, election, elections, personal politics, political campaign, political campaigns, women talking about men, poor communication, bad communication, poor communicator, poor communicators, secret vote, secret votes, undecided voter, undecided voters
"Your slogan should be 'Rest assured. My wife will do it.'"
'Now she wants to run for congress.'
If we hired the same way we elect...
Best case scenarios
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, us presidential election 2016, 2016 election, 2016 elections, 2016 presidential election, election, elections, best case scenario, best case scenarios, recount, recounts, impeachment, impeach, trump impeachment, deep state, double agent, double agents, nuclear apocalypse, trump administration, political incompetence, 2016 news, 2016
'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, vote, votes, voting, voted, voter, voters, election, elections, choose, chooses, choosing, choice, choices, disappoint, disappoints, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments, doggy sweater, doggy sweaters, ban, bans, banning, banned, poll, polling, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I'm reserving my spot for Hillary's inauguration."
Tags:hillary clinton, inauguration, inaugurations, prediction, predicted, predicts, advance, advanced, early, earlier, earliest, foregone conclusion, wrong, guess, guessing, arrogant, certain, certainty, clinton, clintons, overconfident, overconfidence, confident, smug, presidential election, president, presidents, general election, election, elections, 2017 election
'I just want a candidate who doesn't make me flinch.'
'Remember, our hosts are from a swing state, so no political babble or they may snap!'
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
Tags:politics, political, politically, politician, politicians, elect, elected, election, elections, campaign, campaigning, campaigns, campaigner, campaigners, chief, chiefs, clash, culture clash, culture clashes, clashed, clashing, stereotype, stereotypes, voter, vote, votes, voters, example, examples, bloc, blocs, absurd, political bloc, political blocs, church, churches, church and state, pro-war, oil men, christian, texas, texan, american, america, american politics, trust-funded, trust-fund, gun, guns, enthusiast, enthusiasts, cross, cross over, crossover, cross-over
"It's Lamar, Senator, he's going to take our attack ads door to door."
Tags:attack ad, attack ads, attack advert, attack adverts, politician, politicians, senator, senators, campaign ad, campaign ads, campaign advert, campaign adverts, door to door, door-to-door, election, elections, election result, election results, voter, voters, voting, vote, votes, threat, threats, threatening, intimidation, intimidating, intimidate, intimidated, bully, bullies, hired thug, hired thugs
Blue State Trump Rally
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, rally, political rally, rallies, political rallies, blue state, red state, election, elections, presidential election, presidential elections, presidential race, 2020 elections, 2016 elections, democrat supporters, unpopular, lack of support, empty rally, no supporters, us politics, politics
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
Tags:trump, donald trump, trump presidency, president, presidential, president trump, american politics, politics, political, us politics, election 2016, election, elections, modern politics, elected, heaven, absurd, sarcasm, sarcastic, border wall, build the wall, the wall, mexico wall, immigration, immigrants, migration, debate, debates, republican, republicans, foreign affairs, foreign policy, current affairs, current events, current, critique, critic, critical, pun, puns, word play, play on words