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"Wave to him."
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"Let's skip the handshake..."
'I'm watching a cooking show. The presidential candidates are making mincemeat of each other.'
"This being another divisive election year, I'm putting a surge protector on your pace maker."
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"It's always the same, the government has policies, the opposition answers and we're left with the problems."
Campaign Season USA
"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"
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'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'
'Don't you realise how important politics is?'
Volcanic eruption wasn't me - Gordon Brown
"Coming up on political gymnastics, the next candidate will try a triple reverse flip flop..."
Political wonks love seeing the fact checkers tear apart a candidate after a debate...but by then the crowds are gone. What we need is to fact-check these dudes live.
'But seriously folks. . . first let me tell you how it's all Obama's fault!'
Debate 101: Tell the public what you think they want to hear...
"And I will lower the tax on coconuts!"
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"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."
"...and then you say: 'I know you are but what am I?' And follow up with: 'Liar, Liar, pantsuit on fire!'"
"When do we get to call each other names like they do in the real political debates?"
Election Cancelling Headphones
"...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate."
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"If only presidents has the insight of candidates."
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The Party Leaders Debate Turns Ugly
"Believe me! I have nothing personal against my opponent!"
After channeling the 50's and 80's, Romney tries the 60's.