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'Yours is an elective surgery, so we're still deciding if we feel like doing it or not.'
'Moonbeam just had a hippie replacement.'
"Kids, your mother and I have spent so much money on health insurance this year that instead of vacation we're all going to go in for elective surgery."
"Well, if it's elective surgery, I vote no."
"It's elective surgery. You'll have a better idea of what your chances are once I go over the poll results."
'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'
"I'm afraid bleeding badly from a facelift is not covered under Trrumpcare."
'If he takes a shine to you, you'll come out looking like his wife. If not - one of his exes.'
Stomach Bypass Surgery
Elective Surgery - Today's Specials: George W. Bush's ears, John Kerry's chin