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Pay me or I'll vote for Nader
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"I may run, but first I want to toy with the electorate for a while."
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"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."
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'Does the electoral college have a football team?'
'Vive le indifference!'
'Yes, I lighten my hair. But only to be fairer and more accountable to the taxpayers.'
Only after learning of his defeat does Dale Higgins realize being a write-in candidate for the illiterate party was asking too much.
"I'm thinking of voting for Joey Essex..."
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'When did you first notice you were shrinking?'
'If reelected, how would you address our state's gondolier unemployment problem?'
'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'
Stephane Dion needs room to prepare his electoral platform.
A Civil Partnership.
I will not stoop to the level of my mud-slinging opponent. He's much too crass, stupid, ill-tempered, profane, untruthful, untrustworthy, lacking in humility, ungenerous, ugly and gross for me to respond to his unfounded charges.
UN observer - 'The election was free and fair, but terribly unsophisticated - No spin, no vote recounts, no dirty tricks!'
'Prior to serving as a network political policy analyst...our next speaker was a standup comic.'
This IS a polarized electorate!
Politician who has a platform of monogamy.
Kerry takes off his clean suit.
'Your individual results may vary.'
Pole workers prepare for the voters' arrival on tuesday.