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"We've got the leadership you deserve."
Water resistant, shock resistant, change resistant. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it!'
"And now I'll open up the floor to softballs."
Caution, lobbyists ahead.
Fall Foliage/Fall Spoilage.
'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'
"They love talking politics. But listening politics is a different story."
'If elected, I promise to do nothing!'
'...and I think the public is ready for a candidate with the courage to admit he doesn't understand the issues!'
As the Pro Environment Candidate, I promise to SLOW the rate we're destroying the planet.
Senator Yomp: 'The senator is restricting this news conference to questions about his grandchildren and their pets.'
Yomp for Senate Hq: 'You're ahead in the polls, but it's mainly with people who NEVER vote!
'There wasn't anything you could do -- somebody had to win the election.'
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
'Hey, this guy makes sense!'
'...But enough about me....'
'If elected, I promise to keep working on a great bod!'
'My opponent proposes a new world order...I propose to keep us at the top of the food chain.'
"Quick on his feet means if you can't answer a question, run away!
'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'
'I gotta stop letting O'Leary work on the speeches.'
'Ah, but when I made my campaign promises, I didn't say 'Simon says'!'
'God must have loved lobbyists. He created so many of us.'
'He's one of those veteran capitol observers.'
'One way to stop the government from eavesdropping is for them to listen to you!'