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'My son has a science fair coming up and he was wondering if you wouldn't mind putting some unpopped popcorn in your mouth.'
A man attempts to execute a man with a wireless device.
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'It's solar powered so it might take a while.'
"Cancel my twelve-oh-one."
Elf Tortures Santa.
"Maybe this will teach you it's morally wrong to kill people!"
'Ready, set... Blow. Ready, set...Glow. Ready, set...'
"I wish you'd get into the spirit of this thing, Brewster!"
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The Death Penalty Box
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The Eclectic Chair
'Do you have any final pantomimes?'
'Thanks to an administrative error, Zeke was sentenced to the electric blanket.'
"This is the part of the job I hate."
'I do wish manufactures would supply products with plugs already attached.'
'The first one to last 8-seconds in the mechanical executive chair...'
'Uh, yes, we have assigned seats.'
'Why, these crabcakes are ninety percent filling. I do believe they've lost a customer.'
"Not good, your honor. My client is supposed to be executed a week before that court date."
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'I said before you pull the switch, would you mind if I passed a little gas?'
'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'
"Do you have to read the meter right now?!"
"I don't suppose you'd have 50p for the meter, would you?"
"Mind holding that? I haven't eaten a thing all day."
"I think it would be a mistake to let you take the stand in your own defense."