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Rural electrification finally reaches Tarzan's neighborhood with unfortunate consequences.
"I don't know what the big deal is. I've been having rolling blackouts for years."
'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?'
'Geeze. When the power's out there's nothing to play with around here.'
'Yes, your night goggles are nice, but if you'd used the money to pay the electric bill, we wouldn't need them.'
'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'
"Do you have to read the meter right now?!"
'Hello? Electric company?'
'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'
'For those of you without power, service will be restored soon. Stay tuned for details.'
New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.
'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the World Series is over before turning off my electricity?'
'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'
'I know my bill's over due, but could you wait until all of last season's cliff hangers are resolved before shutting off my power?'
Call before you dig!
A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.
A Utility Knife.
Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.
'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'
'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'
We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'
'Tel's Electrics, Essex.'
"You know damn well that E-on wrote to us months ago, and what did you do? Precisely nothing!"