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DIY Electrics reader is being followed by the Grim Reaper.
'Our defibrillator paddles are broken! Stick his hands in this toaster!'
Accident free button gives an electric shock.
"Are you still using that outlet?"
Thanks to the amazing new Zap-a-Slacker, parents are able to send a mild electrical current to their daydreamy Little Leaguers.
"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"
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"We've found by applying just the tiniest bit of an electric shock, test scores have soared."
Tags:teacher, teachers, teaching, education, school, preschool, pre-school, kindergartener, kindergarteners, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergarten teacher, electric, electric shock, therapy, shock therapy, score, scores, test score, parent teacher, ethical, parent teacher meeting, kid, kids, child, children, performance, academic, academics, school, schools
Underfunded Police Dept: 'Continue to resist and I'll be forced to rub my feet on this piece of carpet and touch you.'
'We were emulating Milgram's experiment but legal made us replace fictitious electric shocks with imaginary mild criticism to avoid litigation.'
Why bread shrieks
"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"
Tags:kid, kids, child, childhood, invisible fence, invisible fences, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, electric shock, electric shocks, smoke, wisp of smoke, imaginary playmate, imaginary playmates, properties, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, fence, fences, pet fence, pet fences, fenceless boundary, fenceless boundaries
"Taser that for you, sir?"
"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"
Safety Tips from the American Council to Avoid Static Shocks
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"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."
Tags:dog, dogs, therapy, therapy session, therapy sessions, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counselling session, counselling session, pet fence, pet fences, fence, fences, invisible fence, invisible fences, clueless, unaware, misinformed, confused, confusion, boundary, boundaries, identity crisis, identity crises, trauma, electric shock, electric shocks, traumatised, traumatized, ptsd, post traumatic stress, post traumatic stress disorder
"I absolutely love the Christmas present you gave me. Thank you for the taser, dear!"
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'My electric car is giving me static!'
'So, what's it like to lick a light socket, Mr. Safety?'
"Just because it DOESN'T say 'not to put your finger in a socket while standing in water' doesn't mean you should do it!"
Cat watching plug sockets.
Tags:cat and mouse, mouse hole, mouse holes, wall socket, wall sockets, cat, cats, socket, sockets, plug, plugs, electrocuted, electrocution, electrocutions, electric shock, electric shocks, static electricity, confused, confusion, mistake, mistakes, mix up, mix ups, mix-up, mix-ups, cliche, cliches
Taking chances with electricity
Official Electro-Charged Wedgie-Resistant Underpants
Ice toast fails to catch on in the Arctic.
'Let's just say he had a shock when he tried to catch me...'