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DIY Electrics reader is being followed by the Grim Reaper.
'Our defibrillator paddles are broken! Stick his hands in this toaster!'
Accident free button gives an electric shock.
"Are you still using that outlet?"
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Thanks to the amazing new Zap-a-Slacker, parents are able to send a mild electrical current to their daydreamy Little Leaguers.
'We were emulating Milgram's experiment but legal made us replace fictitious electric shocks with imaginary mild criticism to avoid litigation.'
"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"
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Safety Tips from the American Council to Avoid Static Shocks
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'My electric car is giving me static!'
'So, what's it like to lick a light socket, Mr. Safety?'
"Just because it DOESN'T say 'not to put your finger in a socket while standing in water' doesn't mean you should do it!"
Cat watching plug sockets.
Tags:cat and mouse, mouse hole, mouse holes, wall socket, wall sockets, cat, cats, socket, sockets, plug, plugs, electrocuted, electrocution, electrocutions, electric shock, electric shocks, static electricity, confused, confusion, mistake, mistakes, mix up, mix ups, mix-up, mix-ups, cliche, cliches
Taking chances with electricity
Official Electro-Charged Wedgie-Resistant Underpants
'Let's just say he had a shock when he tried to catch me...'
Ice toast fails to catch on in the Arctic.
"Don't touch him! He's a conductor."
"Just because there's no H&S protocols warning against 'standing in a bucket of watet and putting your finger in an electric socket' doesn't man he should DO IT!"
"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."
Tags:health and safety, health & safety, safety inspector, safety inspectors, safety measure, safety measures, safety officer, safety officers, plug, plugs, electric shock, electric shocks, power, burn, burns, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, workplace injury, workplace injuries, workplace accident, workplace accidents
When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class.
"Don't go to the light, Ned!"
'This will teach you to not use your computer in the tub. You can search for cars online after you get out.'
Stun-gun target practice.
"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."