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"I had to add another utility belt just for chargers."
Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.
'It's not an electrical problem. Something's wrong with your corporate DNA!'
'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'
'That's perfect Barry, hold it right there!'
'When I grow up I', going to be an electrical engineer and when I'm laid off, I'm going to go into real estate and when that goes down the tube, I'm going to go into . . . '
'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'
'We could have an overload somewhere.'
'We can't hold a meeting tonight. Someone forgot to pay the light bill.'
'I told you I had a shocking past.'
"How many lightbulbs does it take to change an electrician?"
'The AC in the house croaked.'
'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'
Big outlet, small extension cord.
Wrong end of extension cord brought to electrical outlet.
'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'
Beware of Static Electricity
'I couldn't fix your electric door bell, so I just replaced it.'
'Well, if it is a short circuit, I guess the easiest thing to do is lengthen it.'
The Electricians Giraffe Aid
'When I grow up, I'm going to be an electrical engineer and when I'm laid off, I'm going to go into real estate, and when that goes down the tube, I'm going to go into...'
"I couldn't find the problem so I've relabelled it instead."
Electronics Hobbyist Is In Trouble With His Wife