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'Our defibrillator paddles are broken! Stick his hands in this toaster!'
The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
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"Lethal injection's my favorite, because they don't make you shave your head."
Tags:lethal injection, electrocute, electrocutes, electrocuting, electrocution, death penalty, death penalties, shave your head, shaves your head, shaving your head, shave, shaves, vain, vanity, death row, inmate, inmates, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, capital punishment, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, fashionable
A matador executes a bull in an electric chair
"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"
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Why bread shrieks
"God, Renny, it's the ultimate disco effect!"
"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."
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'Prepare yourself for a shock.'
Bob loved being in charge - aside from the occasional power surge.
'So, John, you feel you're in an abusive relationship.'
'We've increased the voltage of the electrical shocks. Now, the male mouse puts the little toilet seat down almost every time.'
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'She never stays mad at me for long.'
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Happy with energy supplier
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'Poor Goopta - He got lightning instead of enlightenment.'
'I said... don't touch that dial!'
'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'
'Oh yes, Leonard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'
'Well it's a gray area. Yes we don't mention that the tanks are electrified but we do have a sign warning brats against touching them.'
Cat with electrified water bowl.
'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'
'Whatever you do...don't plug it in!'