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'Our defibrillator paddles are broken! Stick his hands in this toaster!'
"Here they come!"
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'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'
"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."
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Cat watching plug sockets.
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I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -
"Don't touch him! He's a conductor."
"We have ways of making you talk..."
'I have a taser! Step away from the lightning-rod, please.'
'Prepare yourself for a shock.'
'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'
'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'
"Have you been trying to fix this yourself?"
'We've increased the voltage of the electrical shocks. Now, the male mouse puts the little toilet seat down almost every time.'
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'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'
'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'
'Well it's a gray area. Yes we don't mention that the tanks are electrified but we do have a sign warning brats against touching them.'
'Have you ANY idea, Doctor, what could have killed her?'
'Unfortunately, being covered with wool, I'm often zapped by static discharges...'
Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.
'Whatever you do...don't plug it in!'