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'Our defibrillator paddles are broken! Stick his hands in this toaster!'
"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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"Here they come!"
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"Lethal injection's my favorite, because they don't make you shave your head."
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"The governor's granted your stay, but the zucchini fries tonight."
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'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'
Rural electrification finally reaches Tarzan's neighborhood with unfortunate consequences.
"God, Renny, it's the ultimate disco effect!"
Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.
'That's perfect Barry, hold it right there!'
Cat watching plug sockets.
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"Don't touch him! He's a conductor."
"We have ways of making you talk..."
"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."
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'Prepare yourself for a shock.'
Bob loved being in charge - aside from the occasional power surge.
"It sure would be swell if your last words didn't mention that eyewitness who recanted her testimony, the con that confessed to your crime, the DNA test that proved your innocence, or the fact that I slept through most of your trial."
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'So, John, you feel you're in an abusive relationship.'
Jake became very suspicious when his wife insisted on a new water heater for the bath.
"This is the part of the job I hate."
'I do wish manufactures would supply products with plugs already attached.'
'Uh, yes, we have assigned seats.'
Electrician electrocuting himself.