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'Another advantage of switching to electronic health records is that it will make your indecipherable handwriting obsolete.'
'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'
"I can't wait until we convert to electronic health records. Carry these is giving me backache."
Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...
'...Okay, just a few more items to add to your EHR. I appreciate your patience...'
"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."
"Mr. Benton, I'm afraid your electronic health records got lost in the electronic shuffle."
'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'
"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."
Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.
"*SIGH* Hackers can get through our firewalls, but I can't even begin to crack these EHRs."
"I'm obsessed with protecting all my data, so I encrypted myself."
"The good news is your virus is gone. The bad news is it infected your electronic health records."