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'Now she wants to run for congress.'
If we hired the same way we elect...
Police shooting at Trump reelection banner
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Elect ME, your neighbor!
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"I detect the fine hand of James Baker behind that."
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Water resistant, shock resistant, change resistant. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it!'
"He used to think he was Napoleon - now he thinks he's Trump."
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"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."
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Caution, lobbyists ahead.
'I didn't have any idea who I was going to vote for... then I saw a lawn sign...'
Stacks Of Political Books Labelled 'Remainders'
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Fall Foliage/Fall Spoilage.
'If I vote yes I'll get 50% more votes. If I vote no it'll be the right thing to do. Guess which way I'm going to vote?'
Founding fathers: "I keep thinking we should include something in the constitution in case the people elect a complete moron."
'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'
'My greatest asset is I'm so rich, I can't be bought by any interest group.'
"They love talking politics. But listening politics is a different story."
'My economic policy? If elected, I promise never to use the 'R' word...'recession'.'
'They're going after the independent vote.'
'Voter apathy is on the increase again.', 'Who cares?'
'Does the electoral college have a football team?'
Elections Are The Best Opinion Survey.
An Election Recap In The Form Of A Rube Goldberg Machine
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'If elected, I promise to do nothing!'
'...and I think the public is ready for a candidate with the courage to admit he doesn't understand the issues!'