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Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'
"I'm feeling elephantine."
"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."
"I'm a big, big problem. Aren't I?"
'You're charging me for TWO seats; an extra fee for my trunk, and now you've stopped giving out peanuts!...and you call yourself a JUMBO jet.'
"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."
Tags:jungle, jungles, elephant, elephants, exotic animals, exotic, marriage, married life, quality of life, hygiene, hygienic, mummy's boy, pampered, spoil, spoiled, mother, mothers, motherhood, raised by animals, parent, parenting, parents, raised, upbringing, wild man, wild, date, dating, red flag, worry, worries, worrying
'Oh...I thought you were just speaking metaphorically.'
'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'
"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."
Tags:elephant, elephants, conservation, conservations, conservationism, zoo, zoos, captivity, captive, animal, connotations, animal lover, animal lovers, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids, child, family, word, words, word play, play on words, name, names, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist
Elephant falls in love with sneezing zookeeper
'I just want a candidate who doesn't make me flinch.'
"THE SECRET ELEPHANT ICE SKATING RINK"
Tags:elephant, elephants, ice skating, ice skater, ice skaters, ice-skating, ice-skater, ice-skaters, rink, rinks, ice rink, ice rinks, ice-rink, ice-rinks, thin ice, skating on thin ice, skating, skater, skaters, winter, winters, freezing, frozen lake, frozen lakes, fallen through, accident, accidents, crack, cracks, danger, dangers, dangerous, unsafe
"Now I can talk on the phone and trample people to death at the same time."
"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"
Tags:monkey, monkeys, ape, ampes, chimp, chimps, giraffe, giraffes, elephant, elephants, ark, arks, noah, bible, bibles, story, stories, rain, rains, rainy, raining, storm, storms, stormy, pair, pairs, two by two, ship, ships, boat, boats, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, cruise, cruises, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
The 5 blind men and the perception of reality.
"Please, Eddie! No more jokes. My sides are splitting."
'I never should have left the circus.'
Erica hated it when her ex tried to upstage her when he picked up the kids.
"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."
Tags:modern, modern world, modern life, circus, circus animal, circus clown, animal, animals, strong man, strongmen, strongman, strong men, feats of strength, trapeze, trapeze artist, trapeze artists, performing arts, circus skill, circus skills, dot com, dot com bubble, website, websites, internet, internet industry, social media, clowning, clowns, presenter, presenters, stilt walker, stilt walkers, tight rope, tightrope, elephant, elephants, bar, bars, depressed, laid off, fired, lay off, lay offs, dying industry, dying industries
"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"
"I know I should forget it, But I don't seem to be able to."
We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.
Thoughts & Prayers Gun Shop
Tags:mass shooting, mass shootings, school shooting, school shootings, mass killing, mass killing, gun violence, gun crime, gun, guns, gun laws, gun control, thoughts and prayers, thoughts & prayers, donkey, donkeys, elephant, elephants, house and senate, politics, us politics, political inaction, gun sales