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"I can't live in a glen that has such a narrow definition of what it is to be elfin."
'That's weird! Last year you signed your autograph left-handed.'
To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'
'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'
"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"
'The secret of productivity.'
Santa Claus doesn't exist because he got eaten up by zombie elves.
Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.
Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall
'I said I wanted a couple new shelves putting up for Christmas!'
Cut out and keep Elf.
Fact is that some days the Green Giant wasn't jolly at all.