Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'The hair growth formula works... now we need to sort out the dosage!'
'No elixir of life yet by my super strength lager's a belter!'
'Warning . . . this product may cause tiredness, poor vision, achy back, joint pain, wrinkles. . .'
Wanted to live forever, died trying.
'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'
'My secret for a long life? I've always drank, smoked, made out with women and hated yogurt and exercising.'
'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'
'Just enough so he climbs the corporate ladder without making him think he can run things at home.'
'No elixir of life yet but my super strength lager's a belter!'
I'm taking you off trying to stay young.