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'Sorry Trevor, but I don't date people I work with.'
"Sure, the dish ran away with me, but then she left me for a melon baller."
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The Sterlings Disapprove
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"Your best man hasn't shown up either. Probably just a coincidence."
'I wish they'd elope! We simply can't afford to invite all our relatives.'
"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."
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"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."
'So now what?'
Dishes and spoons run away with each other from a warehouse.
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'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'
"I say we skip the wedding."
"Daddy, I want to come home."
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"Where do I sign? I'm totally blind without my contacts."
"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."
"The dish ran away with the spoon? -- What is this, a soap opera?"
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'I should never have run off with him.'
"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"
"Is this the Love Boat?"
'...and the dish ran away with the trendier spork.'
'Antelope can't elope.'
Runaway Crisis Center.
'Dear, did you have to bring the whole gang to our elopement?'
"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"
'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'