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"Sure, the dish ran away with me, but then she left me for a melon baller."
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"No, you idiot. It says 'I left you four brownies'!"
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"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."
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"I say we skip the wedding."
"Daddy, I want to come home."
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"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "
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"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."
"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"
"Is this the Love Boat?"
'...and the dish ran away with the trendier spork.'
The (Styrofoam) dish that ran away with the spoon...
'Sorry, Ferguson -- Scoutmasters don't have the AUTHORITY to perform weddings.'
"Boy, is your father going to be surprised!"
'Antelope can't elope.'
Runaway Crisis Center.
'Dear, did you have to bring the whole gang to our elopement?'
"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"
'Let's have a secret wedding - all my friends think I have better taste!'
'My daughter eloped with a mime...'
'What will it cost me for you to elope?'
'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'
'Let's have a secret wedding - All my friends think I have better taste!'
Wordplay: Antelope - 'Oh, come on, Anthea - let's run away together.'
'I'm sorry, Dorothy. I've decided to marry your sister.'
'At least consider it. I'll give you £1000 to elope!'