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"We've decided to elope."
"Sure, the dish ran away with me, but then she left me for a melon baller."
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The Sterlings Disapprove
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"Do we have your blessing?"
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"OK, I took a hike. Now will you marry me?"
"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."
'So now what?'
Dishes and spoons run away with each other from a warehouse.
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'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'
"I say we skip the wedding."
"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "
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"Where do I sign? I'm totally blind without my contacts."
"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."
"The dish ran away with the spoon? -- What is this, a soap opera?"
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"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"
'I should never have run off with him.'
"Is this the Love Boat?"
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'Sorry, Ferguson -- Scoutmasters don't have the AUTHORITY to perform weddings.'
'Antelope can't elope.'
"Boy, is your father going to be surprised!"
Runaway Crisis Center.
'Dear, did you have to bring the whole gang to our elopement?'
"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"
'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'
'Let's have a secret wedding - all my friends think I have better taste!'