Eloquence Cartoons and Comics

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'The total failure of language.'

'A page from Sylvester Stallone's newest film script.'

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

"I can't give you a rise, but your speech was so convincing I'm transferring you to our sales department."

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

'HA! I don't have TIME prior to talk words I've already had on think to... speaking.'

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

'Hendrix here is our cheif of obfuscation and twelve dollar words.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'd like you to feel you can talk to me son, how ever inarticulate you are.'