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'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'
'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'
How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
"For kids who think they can be naughty again after Christmas, I'm the Re-Po Elf."
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Christmas Group Therapy.
Tags:group therapy, therapy, group, groups, christmas, christmases, santa claus, santa, snowman, snowmen, snow, reindeer, reindeers, elf, elves, christmas elf, christmas elves, believe in myself, dead end job, treat, treats, treatment, treating, treated, shrink, psychiatrist, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Santa's Little Enablers
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, enabler, enablers, addict, addicts, enabling, addiction, addictions, drink problem, drink problems, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, elf, elves, santa's little helpers, destructive behaviour, destructive behavior
"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, elf, elves, naughty list, naughty lists, toy, toys, making toys, north pole, bad list, bad lists, lump of coal, lumps of coal, santa claus is coming to town, naughty children, tortures, christmas, x-mas, xmas, christmas season, holiday season
December 26th . . . The Returns
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, santa claus, santa, elf, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, elves, north pole, december, december 26th, december 26, the day after christmas, boxing day, return, returns, returning, exchange, exchanges, unwanted gifts, unwanted presents, gift, gifts, present, presents, shopping, christmas chopping, store, stores, shop, shops, sack, sacks, consumerism, santa's helper, santa's helpers
"It's from Santa, and it goes way, way beyond jolly."
"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, elf, elves, santa's workshop, the north pole, business, business strategy, business strategies, charity, giveaway, giveaways, fund, funds, funding, money, finances, holidays, holidays, gift, gifts, present, presents, toy, toys, consumerism, financial strategy, financial strategies, benefit, benefits
"Where did we go wrong, Mother? Where did we go wrong?"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, mrs. claus, mother christmas, santa's wife, elf, elves, santa's workshop, the north pole, weapon, weapons, arms, bomb, bombs, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, tank, tanks, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, war, wars, conflict, conflict, violence, military, militarisation, militarization, arms race, armaments, modern life
Folk o' the Wee
Tags:fairy, fairies, fairytale, fairytales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, elf, elves, pixie, pixies, wee folk, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, mythical beings, sidhe, irish myth, irish myths, minion, minions, fairy court, fairy courts, sprite, sprites, folklore
Tags:security, security guard, security, metal detector, scanner, body scanners, santa, santa claus, father christmas, christmas, christmas time, santas grotto, santa's grotto, modern life, modern attitudes, mall santa, mall, malls, shopping malls, shopping mall, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centre, full body scanner, security body scanner, over cautious, overcautious, elf, elves, santa's elves, santas elves, north pole, the north pole
Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'
'I didn't say to hook up the 'rain gear'!'
Elf of the Month
Tags:elf, elves, elf of the month, employee of the month, motivation, motivations, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environments, proud, pride, achievement, achievements, santa, santa claus, santa's workshop, north pole, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas
"Not 'Miracle on 34th Street' again?"
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, mrs. claus, santa's wife, elf, elves, santa's helper, santa's helpers, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., movies, movie, film, films, christmas movie, christmas movies, christmas film, christmas films, seasonal, crying, teary-eyed, sad, sad movie, sad movies, sad film, sad films, again, same film, same movie
'I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.'
"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."
Chinese New Year
Santa's Jolly Ole Complaint Resolution Call Center
"Looks like an inside job."
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"They represent the candy cane guild."
Tags:candy cane, candy canes, father christmas, saint nick, st nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, st nick, saint nicholas, festive period, festive season, elf, elves, santa, santa claus, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, sweet-tooth, sweet-tooths, guild, guilds, north pole, sweet, sweets, sweetie, sweeties, candy, candies
"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."
Tags:santa, santa claus, mrs. claus, sleigh, sleighs, santa's sleigh, santa's sledge, sledge, sledges, sled, sleds, santa's sled, animal, animals, reindeer, elf, elves, santa's elves, helper, helpers, christmas, yule, noel, xmas, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, fox, foxes, goat, goats, cow, cows, chicken, chickens, sheep, pig, pigs, business, businesses, company, companies, employer, employers, employee, employees, management, manager, mangers, government, politics, politically correct, correct, equal, equality, equal-opportunity, equal-opportunity employer, equal-opportunity employers, equal opportunity, equal opportunity employer, equal opportunity employers, assortment, assortments, affirmative action, discrimination, prejudice, positive action, employment equity