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"And this is Brother Elvis."
"Elves, Jerry... I asked for ELves..."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, north pole, the north pole, worker, workers, present, presents, build, builds, building, santa's workshop, workshop, workshops, mishear, misheard, elvis, elvis presley, king of rock and roll, the king of rock and roll, the king, sing, sings, singing, confuse, confused, confusion, mix-up, -mix-ups, recruit, recruits, recruiting, recruited, pointless, unnecessary, unneeded, christmas elves, santa's elves
Will Curl Lip For Food
"A unique and stirring plea, counselor."
Tags:court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, elvis, elvis presley, elvis impersonator, elvis impersonators, impersonator, impersonators, impression, impressions
"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."
Tags:characters, celebrities, middle age, middle aged, elvis, elvis presley, lookalike, lookalikes, look-alike, look-alikes, impersonator, impersonators, impersonation, impersonations, retire, retires, retired, empty nest, empty nests, empty nester, empty nesters, rockabilly, rock 'n' roll, rock n roll, rocker, rockers, mankoff
Elvis - The Third Choice
King Takes Prawn
The $68.00 comeback special
"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."
Tags:elvis, elvis presley, conspiracy, conspiracies, conpsiracy theory, conspiracy theories, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity death, celebrity deaths, war room, war rooms, map room, map rooms, radar, radars, military, solder, solders, war, wars, battle, battles, battle planning, battle planers, war games, find, found, finding, discover, discovery, accidental discovery, on the plus side
Hunka, Hunka Burning Bush.
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...
"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."
Tags:groundhog, groundhogs, ground-hog, ground-hogs, groundhog day, elvis, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, groundhog ritual, elvis presley, sighting, sightings, pseudo science, pseudo sciences, winter, winters, spring, springs, springtime, spring-time, early spring, early springs, popular tradition, tradition, traditions
'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'
'Hello, is that the temp agency - Now listen, I specifically asked for elves!'
"On the charge of identity theft, how do you plead?"
"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."
"I'm on a celebrity diet, I probably shouldn't have chosen Elvis."
"Thank you. Thank you very much!"
Mayhem, Inc. Part 25
Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.
"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis, santa, santa claus, father christmas, elvis, elvis presly, progress, making progress, dream, dreams, strange dream, strange dreams, childhood trauma
"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."
Tags:elvis, elvis presley, alternate universe, alternate universes, elvis impression, elvis impressions, imitator, imitators, imitation, imitations, alternate world, dull, bore, bores, boring, average person, average people, celebrity impression, celebrity impressions, impersonator, impersonators, elvis impersonators, elvis impersonator, accountant, accountats, mba, mbas, m.b.a., business administrator, business administration, masters, masters degree, uninteresting
"Dearly Besequinned . . . "
Tags:dearly beloved, besequinned, sequin, sequins, fashions, personal style, personal styles, sermon, sermons, preacher, preachers, priest, priests, worship, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, fashion choice, fashions choices, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, elvis, elvis presley, elvis impersonator, elvis impersonators, performer, performers, singer, singers