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'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'
Will Curl Lip For Food
"A unique and stirring plea, counselor."
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'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'
"On the charge of identity theft, how do you plead?"
"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."
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"Dearly Besequinned . . . "
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Elvis Purresley impersonators.
'Hello, is that the temp agency? Now listen, I specifically asked for Elves!'
'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'
"Who'd of figured the whole three of us would get nicked for identity theft?"
"Rudolph, call the recruitment department - I asked for 'Elvish helpers!'"
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Santa advertising for Elvis.
"Who won the Elvis impersonator look-a-like competition?"
SEE SANTA, 'The rest of the year I'm an Elvis impersonator.'
The Elvis Cat
'Next time your friends ask, son, just tell them I'm an Elvis impersonator. No need to add, 'The Older and Fatter Years'.'
'They say they are three kings.'
'They say they are three kings.'
Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.
Have cradle, will rock.
'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'
HEARTBREAK HOTEL: Elvis impersonators nightly.