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'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'
'Brother Andrew is a big Elvis fan.'
"A unique and stirring plea, counselor."
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"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."
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Elvis - The Third Choice
"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."
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Hunka, Hunka Burning Bush.
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...
"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."
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'Hello, is that the temp agency - Now listen, I specifically asked for elves!'
"On the charge of identity theft, how do you plead?"
"This stuff is unbelievable!"
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"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."
Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic
"Thank you. Thank you very much!"
Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.
"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."
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"Dearly Besequinned . . . "
Tags:dearly beloved, besequinned, sequin, sequins, fashions, personal style, personal styles, sermon, sermons, preacher, preachers, priest, priests, worship, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, fashion choice, fashions choices, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, elvis, elvis presley, elvis impersonator, elvis impersonators, performer, performers, singer, singers
Elvis' feel-good eye doctor (Eye chart reads HEARTBREAK HOTEL).
Elvis Purresley impersonators.
'I just had another Elvis sighting! When are you going to clean out the refrigerator?'
'You got that backward, bro. . . I'm cryin' all the time because I ain't nothin' but a hound dog. . .'