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Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'
'Does your bird talk?'
Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.
'The next time you decide to send a Valentine's email...don't press 'send all' by mistake.'
'Not speaking to each other in a whole new medium!'
"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."
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'And you say you check your e-mail on average three or four hundred times a day?'
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'See kids? This is a LETTER. A LETTER. Back when I was a kid, people would send these all the time. There was no such thing as e-mail.'
Berlitz guide to Scamese
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"I wish I had spent more time responding to emails."
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"My opponent hasn't answer one of my emails."
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"I'm sure we're in all the same blind ccs."
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'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'
Primary care trusts (PCT) passing work to GPs.
'I was just ringing to see if you received the letter about the e-mails I sent you?'
"It's from Santa, and it goes way, way beyond jolly."
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'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'
Spam email is everywhere.
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"Be right with you, just checking my email."
"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"
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'Your physician has to have more confidence in e-prescribing. He followed up with a fax, an e-mail, and a phone call.'