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"You've got to admit—he looks good."
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"Wrong line, buddy."
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"When the chairman died just before the shareholder's meeting I thought we had problems, but with the help of FEDEX and a Montana taxidermist things turned out fine.''
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My Child is an Honor Roll Student At the Alax School of Embalming.
'Why, no, I don't have any nail clippers on me. Just do like I do, and use your teeth.'
"Miss Gorce is in the embalming game."
'And as a full time employee, Ruth you're entitled to 15 percent of all caskets and embalming supplies.'
'Doctor, I need you to look at something.'
Egyptian mummy purchasing lip embalm.
'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'
Closures 'R' Us - Embalming, Burials and Cremations.
Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.
'This may not be a mummification, professor.'
'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'
Mummies for Dummies
A stuff of taxidermists
DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves
DIY Supplies - Embalming Fluid