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'The man who turned up with last year's laptop.'
Unaware of the importance of dryer sheets, the crew of the starship enterprise embarrassingly warp through space with static Klingons.
"Mum, I wish you'd stop picking me up after school."
Tortoise hiding as he gives a girl flowers.
'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'
'And to think, I travelled twenty thousand light years just to be embarassed by you.'
'Did you get the promotion?'
Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?
'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'
Werewolf meets the Mummy.
"He's the black sheep of the family."
'Don't tell anybody I asked, but why don't we chuck wood?!'
Shop worker thinks lady asks him if he has hemorrhoids when she asks for Altoids (mints).
'That blind date! He took me to a blind tasting and got blind drunk.'
'Yes - he's retired - unfortunately he's spending more time with his shorts.'
Shy man under table marked Reserved
Friendly Personal Loans, 'No embarrassing questions.' - "Well, I don't consider these questions embarrassing."
"Certainly I'm interested in your opinion, Bradford, I need a good laugh."
'I can't believe I spent my entire fifteen minutes of fame with my fly open.'
'They're for a friend.'