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'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'
"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, swimsuits, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, swim trunks, beachwear, summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, embarrassed, embarrassing, exaggerated, exaggerate, exaggerating, dramatic, confident, confidence, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pestered
"When my mother asks if you want anything to eat just say no."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eat, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, maitre d', maitre d's, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, front of house, service, customer service, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, question, questions, say no, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassing parents, embarrassing mother, embarrassing mom, embarrassing mum
Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.
Tags:lefty, lefties, left wing, left-wing, political spectrum, political spectrums, political view, political views, political opinion, political opinions, left-wing politics, left wing politics, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocritical, homophobics, racism, pro life, pro-life, abortionist, abortionists, abortion rights, embarrassing, embarrassed, embarrassments, embarrassment
"This is really embarrassing."
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, hoover, hoovers, sweeper, sweeper, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrass, trash, garbage, rubbish, dust, trash can, trash cans, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin, garbage bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, dust bin, dust bins, bin, bins, can, cans, eating, eating garbage, eating rubbish, eating trash, caught, caught red-handed, night, nighttime, middle of the night, pet, pets, hungry, starving
"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."
Tags:bear, bears, bear cave, bear caves, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, forget, forgetting, forgotten, forgetful, name, names, remembering names, forgetting a name, forgetting names, embarrassed, embarrassing, promiscuous, promiscuity, sleep around, sleeping around, cheat, cheater, cheaters, hibernation, hibernate, hibernating
'So, for every day that your math grade stays below a B, your father will post a video of himself on YouTube.'
"You look ridiculous."
Tags:tree, trees, nature, wood, woods, forest, forests, hat, hats, fashions, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, fashion sense, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fedora, fedoras, hipster, hipsters, modern life, modern fashion, modern fashions, ridiculous, looking silly, looking ridiculous, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed
"I'm so embarrassed – apparently next week is clothing optional Friday."
"You're embarassed that you complained about my fee. Now we're making progress."
Tags:cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, frugal, stingy, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, embarrassed, embarrassing, tightwad, tightwads
"I'll tell you why I shot him if you promise you won't laugh."
Tags:law court, law courts, court of law, courts of law, defendant, defendants, cross-examine, cross-examination, cross-examinations, guilt, guilty, plead, pleads, pleading, shot, shooting, story, stories, funny, laugh, laughing, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassment, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, attorney, attorneys
'Time out! He needs a hug!!'
Tags:baseball, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mohters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mothering, motherhood, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, embarrassed, hug, hugs, hugging, hugged, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, timeout, timeouts, time out, time outs, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'
At here weekly book club meeting, Donna is, again, embarrassed by the inability to control her bladder.
Tags:book, books, club, clubs, meeting, meetings, gather, gathers, gathering, gatherings, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrasses, embarrassing, control, controls, bladder, bladders, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, unable, inability, inabilities, problem, problems, ashamed, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I had ridden from Wichita to Santa Fe before I realized my hat was on backwards."
Tags:old west, wild west, western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, horse, horses, riding, wichita, santa fe, hat, hats, fashion, style, backwards, cowboy hat, cowboy hats, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassed, embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments, awkward, awkward moment, awkward moments, mistake, mistakes
"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
Tags:apologize, apologizes, apologizing, mess, messes, messy, bar, barns, barnyard, barnyards, sod, sod house, sod houses, prairie, prairies, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house, home, homes, farmer, farmers, farming, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrass, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, unkempt, real estate, hillbilly, hillbillies, impetus, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating
"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."
Tags:dog, dogs, flea, fleas, flea collar, flea collars, fashion, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, collar, collars, dog collar, dog collars, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, effective, embarrassing, humiliating, humiliation, medicine, medicines, embarrassed
"I'm serious-you could really pursue this as an embarrassing hobby."
For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,
'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'
Tags:horse, horses, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, replacements, refuse, refuses, refused, refusal, refusals, denial, deny, denies, denied, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, admit, admits, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
A judge with his trousers around his ankles
Tags:judge, judges, high court judge, high court judges, supreme court, supreme court judges, judicial system, american judicial system, supreme court nominations, caught with your pants down, pants down, trousers down, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassed, embarrassing situation, embarrassing situations, brett kavanaugh, kavanaugh, trump administration
"I've told you again and again, don't tell people about the time we had mauve wall paper."
Tags:faux pas, faux-pas, embarrassing, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassments, mauve, wall paper, wall-paper, wallpaper, small talk, small-talk, party, parties, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, making small talk, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, trend, trends, trendiness
'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'
"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."
"I hope you don't call that a party face."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party face, middle age, middle aged, getting old, getting older, miserable, grumpy, guest, guests, embarrassed, embarrassing, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, anti social, unsocial