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A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
"In case there aren't any sparks, I loaded up on actual fireworks."
Tags:date, dates, first impression, first impressions, blind date, blind dates, pick up, picking up, house, houses, spark, sparks, flame, flames, kindle, kindles, kindling, new relationship, new relationships, load, loads, loaded, firework, fireworks, actual fireworks, gunpowder, display, displays, firework display, firework displays, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, thoughtful
'Time out! He needs a hug!!'
Tags:baseball, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mohters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mothering, motherhood, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, embarrassed, hug, hugs, hugging, hugged, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, timeout, timeouts, time out, time outs, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Charlie, it's us, your teammates. We're here to help you. The other team's getting an awful lot of hits and we're worried."
Tags:worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, meeting on the mound, meetings on the mound, intervention, interventions, intervene, intervenes, intervening, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures, bad day, bad days, rough day, rough days, rub it in, rubs it in, rubbing it in, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
"My wife! My best friend! Advance uncorrected galleys of my new book!"
Tags:embarrass, embarrasses, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, humiliations, draft, drafts, rough draft, rough drafts, writer, writers, author, authors, unfinished work, unfinished works, galley, galleys, manuscript, manuscripts, publish, publishes, publisher, publishers, publishing, editor, editors, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, spouse, spouses, best friend, best friends, wife, wives, husband, husbands
'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'
At here weekly book club meeting, Donna is, again, embarrassed by the inability to control her bladder.
Tags:book, books, club, clubs, meeting, meetings, gather, gathers, gathering, gatherings, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrasses, embarrassing, control, controls, bladder, bladders, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, unable, inability, inabilities, problem, problems, ashamed, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I'm sorry I ever said that was cute."
Tags:annoy, annoys, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, novelty song, novelty songs, comedy, comedian, comedians, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduces, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, trigger, triggers, lose temper, losing temper, mislead, marriage problem, marriage problems
"Dad! I made a sand embarrassment!"
Tags:white house, us government, government, governments, build, builds, building, built, buildings, landmark, landmarks, sand, sand castle, sand building, sand buildings, construction, construct, constructed, embarrassment, embarrassments, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrasses, child, children, politically aware, political awareness, kid, kids, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, beach, beaches, day out
Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, decision, decisions, bad decision, bad decisions, drunk, drunken night, drunken nights, questionable, punk, punks, rethink, rethinks, rethinking, born to kill, cliche, cliches, idiot, idiots, idiotic, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, black out, blacks out, blacking out, late night, late nights
"Oh, just picking up the pieces of my life after a really traumatic haircut."
Tags:haircut, traumatic, middle age, hair, haircuts, ptsd, post traumatic stress disorder, bald, balds, balding, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, trauma, pick up the pieces, picking up the pieces, dramatic, overdramatic, over-dramatic, humiliate, humiliating, humiliation, bad haircut, bad haircuts, bad hair day, bad hair days, self-conscious, self-consciousness, middle age, midlife, mankoff
"Well, I guess that's the last time the Cullings ever invite us over!"
Tags:embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, dinner, dinners, dinner party, dinner parties, humiliate, humiliates, feral, husband, husbands, child, children, son, sons, wild, out of control, wild animal, wild animals, invite, invites, invitation, invitations, cause a scene, causing a scene, create a scene, creating a scene, fight, fights, argument, arguments, manners, bad manners
'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'
A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.
"I spy London, I spy France...neither of which rhymes with 'yeast infection.'"
Tags:rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, yeast infection, gynecologists, gynecology, london, france, underpants, unhealthy, infection, infections, disease, diseases, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnosing, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bedside manner, impolite, polite, politeness, rude, rudeness, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrasses, compromising position, compromising positions, vulnerable, vulnerability
"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."
Tags:butterfly, butterflies, lepidopterology, lepidopterologist, lepidopterologists, moth, moths, study, studies, studying, nature, natural world, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, embarrassment, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, could be worse, it could be worse, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, hobby, hobbies, embarrassing hobby, embarrassing hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists
"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
Tags:knife, knives, silverware, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, table manners, manners, bad manners, lion, lions, kill, kills, killing, zebra, zebras, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, spectacle, public spectacle, public spectacles, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, stand out, stands out, standing out, chew, chews, chewing, loud chewer, loud chewers, loud chewing
"Other men manage to confine whimsy to their boxers."
Tags:whimsy, whimsical, eccentric, eccentricity, eccentrics, eccentricities, boxer, boxers, necktie, neckties, neck tie, neck ties, fashion sense, fashionable, fashions, dress sense, embarrassing, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrass, embarrasses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple
"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"
Tags:nobel prize, wife, wives, undermine, undermines, undermining, achievement, achievements, achieving, achiever, achievers, prize winner, prize winners, accomplishment, accomplishments, unimpressed, impressive, impressiveness, casual, casualness, great, greatness, cut down, cut down to size, cuts down to size, cutting down to size, embarrass, embarrasses, shame, shames, shaming, ashamed
"My attorney says your attorney had to take the bar exam three times."
'I don't want to yell at you in front of your co-workers, so I'm going to criticize you on twitter.'
Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.
Tags:makeup, clown, clowns, expose, exposes, media expose, media exposes, hidden camera, hidden cameras, hidden camera investigation, hidden camera investigations, investigate, investigates, investigating, sensationalism, sensationalist, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, spy, spies, spying, local news, tv journalist, tv journalists, tv journalism, reporter, reporters, report, reports, reporting
"You shouldn't do that if you're circumcised."
"From now on let's do our drawings inside the cave."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cave art, cave painting, cave paintings, artist, artists, critic, critics, criticism, criticisms, laugh, laughs, laughter, laughing, mock, mocks, mocking, mammoths, mammoths, deer, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliation, humiliations, critique, critiques, criticize, criticizes, criticise, criticises, bad art, bad artist, bad artists, can't draw, childish, childish drawing, childish drawings, stick figure, stick figures
Father drags the bride away from from the groom while holding a tape.
Tags:couple, couples, wedding, weddings, wed, weds, marry, marries, marriage, marriages, father, fathers, dad, dads, father of the bride, tape, tapes, video tape, video tapes, videotape, videotapes, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, blessing, blessings, deny, denies, denied, denying, denial, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliated