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'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'
"You missed a belt loop."
Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.
Tags:lefty, lefties, left wing, left-wing, political spectrum, political spectrums, political view, political views, political opinion, political opinions, left-wing politics, left wing politics, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocritical, homophobics, racism, pro life, pro-life, abortionist, abortionists, abortion rights, embarrassing, embarrassed, embarrassments, embarrassment
Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'
'They're for a friend.'
'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'
"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
Tags:apologize, apologizes, apologizing, mess, messes, messy, bar, barns, barnyard, barnyards, sod, sod house, sod houses, prairie, prairies, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house, home, homes, farmer, farmers, farming, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrass, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, unkempt, real estate, hillbilly, hillbillies, impetus, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating
"I had ridden from Wichita to Santa Fe before I realized my hat was on backwards."
Tags:old west, wild west, western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, horse, horses, riding, wichita, santa fe, hat, hats, fashion, style, backwards, cowboy hat, cowboy hats, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassed, embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments, awkward, awkward moment, awkward moments, mistake, mistakes
"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."
Tags:mistake, mistakes, regret, regets, business publication, business publication, drunk, getting drunk, embarrassment, embarrassments, disgrace, in disgrace, over the limit, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business, newspaper, newspapers managers, boss, bosses
"I'm getting teased 'cause you guys still use cash."
For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,
'Well, this is a little awkward...'
A judge with his trousers around his ankles
Tags:judge, judges, high court judge, high court judges, supreme court, supreme court judges, judicial system, american judicial system, supreme court nominations, caught with your pants down, pants down, trousers down, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassed, emarrassing situtation, embarrassing situations, brett kavanaugh, kavanaugh, trump administration
'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'
Tags:horse, horses, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, replacements, refuse, refuses, refused, refusal, refusals, denial, deny, denies, denied, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, admit, admits, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."
"I've told you again and again, don't tell people about the time we had mauve wall paper."
Tags:faux pas, faux-pas, embarrassing, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassments, mauve, wall paper, wall-paper, wallpaper, small talk, small-talk, party, parties, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, making small talk, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, trend, trends, trendiness
'I told you this was going to be a very invasive surgery,'
The most embarrassing day in the history of the Swiss army.
Tags:swiss, switzerland, army, armies, knife, knives, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, ran out, run out, unprepared, soldier, soldiers, general, generals, major, majors, sergeant, sergeants, captain, captains, toothpick, toothpicks, adapt, adapts, adaptable, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
I'm With the Great Satan!
Tags:satan, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, husband, husbands, wife, wives, devil, devils, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, embarrassed, embarrass, hawaiian shirt, hawaiian shirts, american tourist, american tourists, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, novelty tshirt, novelty t-shirt, novelty shirt, the great satan, american foreign policy, us foreign policy, u.s. foreign policy
Being hard of hearing made Ursula every pharmacy customer's worst nightmare.
"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."
Tags:baseball, coach, baseball player, baseball players, baseball coach, game, games, match, sport, sports, american sport, winner, winners, loser, losers, competition, competitor, bench, benched, sidelined, soil, soiled, uniform, uniforms, unity, embarrassed, embarrassment, shame, shameful, disappointment, disappointed, disappointing
Other Walks of Shame
Tags:walk of shame, walks of shame, shame, shames, shaming, shameful, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, pleasure, pleasures, feel bad, feels bad, feeling bad, regret, regrets, regretting, regret-filled, gingivitis, secret shame, secret shames, sweets, eating sweets, embarrassed, embarrassment, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, humiliations, private humiliation, call mom, calls mom, calling mom, unhealthy, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, breaking diet, breaking diets
"They were, sitting around the dinner table, knocking off a bottle of Côtes-du-Rhône and blathering about the Middle East – you've never heard such shallow, simplistic reasoning in your life – and one of them turns to me and says, "And what do you think, Barney? What do you think we should do?' and all I could come up with was 'Woof'. I felt like such an ass."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, labrador, labradors, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner conversation, dinner converstations, drunken conversations, drunk conversations, middle east crisis, middle east peace process, talking dog, talking dogs, woof, pretentious, pretentiousness, regret, shame, embarrassment, social anxiety
"Try not to get irrepressible."
Tags:irrepressible, cocktail, cocktail party, cocktail parties, dinner party, dinner parties, party guest, party guests, house party, house parties, house-party, house-parties, bubbly personality, bubble personalities, personality type, personality types, social skill, social skills, socializing, socialising, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, embarrassed
Superhero leaves his pants behind.