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'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'
Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.
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"You missed a belt loop."
"Just remember, we switch back before we get to town."
Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'
'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'
"Dad! I made a sand embarrassment!"
Tags:white house, us government, government, governments, build, builds, building, built, buildings, landmark, landmarks, sand, sand castle, sand building, sand buildings, construction, construct, constructed, embarrassment, embarrassments, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrasses, child, children, politically aware, political awareness, kid, kids, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, beach, beaches, day out
"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."
Tags:mistake, mistakes, regret, regets, business publication, business publication, drunk, getting drunk, embarrassment, embarrassments, disgrace, in disgrace, over the limit, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business, newspaper, newspapers managers, boss, bosses
"I'm getting teased 'cause you guys still use cash."
For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,
'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'
Tags:horse, horses, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, replacements, refuse, refuses, refused, refusal, refusals, denial, deny, denies, denied, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, admit, admits, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."
"I've told you again and again, don't tell people about the time we had mauve wall paper."
Tags:faux pas, faux-pas, embarrassing, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassments, mauve, wall paper, wall-paper, wallpaper, small talk, small-talk, party, parties, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, making small talk, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, trend, trends, trendiness
The most embarrassing day in the history of the Swiss army.
Tags:swiss, switzerland, army, armies, knife, knives, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, ran out, run out, unprepared, soldier, soldiers, general, generals, major, majors, sergeant, sergeants, captain, captains, toothpick, toothpicks, adapt, adapts, adaptable, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Being hard of hearing made Ursula every pharmacy customer's worst nightmare.
I'm With the Great Satan!
Tags:satan, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, husband, husbands, wife, wives, devil, devils, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, embarrassed, embarrass, hawaiian shirt, hawaiian shirts, american tourist, american tourists, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, novelty tshirt, novelty t-shirt, novelty shirt, the great satan, american foreign policy, us foreign policy, u.s. foreign policy
"Try not to get irrepressible."
Tags:irrepressible, cocktail, cocktail party, cocktail parties, dinner party, dinner parties, party guest, party guests, house party, house parties, house-party, house-parties, bubbly personality, bubble personalities, personality type, personality types, social skill, social skills, socializing, socialising, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, embarrassed
"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."
Tags:grandma, grandmas, nan, nans, gran, grans, grandmothers, grand parent, grandparents, rock band, rock bands, unfashionable, out of date, out of touch, behind the times, band, bands, old people, old person, elderly people, elderly person, getting old, getting older, ageing, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments
'Is there anything worse than waking and going to the bathroom?'
18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.
'Does that mean 1 in 5 people actually enjoy it. . .?'
"Nobody told me it was formal."
Tags:awkward, awkward moment, awkward moments, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, formal dress, formal wear, snowman, snowmen, mistake, mistakes, embarrassment, embarrassments, embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments, ice block, ice blocks, social event, social events, dresscode, dresscodes, dressing up
'Wait ‘til you see the video I uploaded of you coming out of anesthesia. It's HILARIOUS!'
'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'
"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, dad joke, dad jokes, bad joke, bad k jokes, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, wizard, wizards, space shuttle, space shuttles, take off, take-off, space exploration, technology, modern technology, modern technologies, rocket, rockets, space rocket, space rockets