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"The salary is unimportant—I'll just siphon off what I need."
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"Oh, that three billion dollars."
'Now hold on, Mike. You're talking about embezzlement! And unless I'm very mistaken, that's strictly prohibited in the company's employee handbook!'
Please wait to be cheated.
'Using your clients' money to landscape your compound doesn't constitute a 'hedge fund'.'
"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."
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'We used to cook the books, but now we deep-fry them. Everything's better when it's deep-fried.'
"In my defense, I only embezzled money that was off the books."
"They're embezzling funds again. I can tell by their giggling."
'You're too late...I embezzled it.'
Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?
"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."
"Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?"
"I know fraud is a difficult subject to talk about, but when you get back from your world cruise maybe we should have a quick look at our financial management!"
"The normal practice is to hide behind the paperwork."
"Remember, 'accounting' and 'accountability': nothing in common."
'My life coach said don't wait for what you want, just take it, so I did and look where it got me.'
"So, I understand we're shifting our focus from maximum profits to minimum security."
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'His job is to follow the paperless trail.'
'I'm sure going to miss Cuthbart's bragging about his gals, porche, his trips to Europe...'
'Does this mean no more company car?'
"Umm, smell that? That's the annual accountant's Cooking the Books Cook-Off."
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'I was honest to my own convictions within the defined parameters of company policy.'
'A-Ha. So you are messing around with our bonuses.'