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'It's out new method for determining who we should treat first. We take people in order of how loud they scream.'
'It's ok, I'm a florist'
In case of fire, do not use elevators... except for Larry.
"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"
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"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, beauty, attractiveness, youth, ging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, signs of aging, signs of ageing, 24 hour, twenty-four hour, alert, alerts, emergency, emergencies, vanity, vain, ego, egotistical, egotistic, wrinkle, wrinkles
"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."
'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'
Tags:emergency, emergencies, defibrillator, defibrillators, clubhouse, clubhouses, choke, choking, choked, chokes, golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, priority, priorities, in the bleachers
"Ladies and gentlemen, is there a bankruptcy attorney on board?"
"Let me just charge it for ten more seconds."
"Let me back out- that was my car alarm."
'We managed to save almost everything in your van from the fire. . . except for the bread. . . it's toast.'
"It seemed important at the time."
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
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Save the bacon,
'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'
"If our ambulance hadn't hit you, you might be waiting ten or fifteen minutes for another one."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, nurse, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, emergency, emergency room, a&e, a and e, casualty, casualties, er, health insurance, insurance, medical bills, medical, medical bill, ambulance, ambulances, medical billing, health care act, health care, obamacare, medicare, medicaid, universal healthcare, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, accident, accidents, convenient, paradox, paradoxical
'Being constipated for three hours is no an emergency and does not require repeated pushing of the call button.'
Huckleberry Finn, M.D.
Tags:emergency, emergency room, emergency rooms, er, a and e, accident and emergency, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, physician, physicians, operate, operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, huckleberry finn, novel, novels, book, books, mark twain, author, authors, literature, literary, character, characters
"Is there a playwright in the house?"
'Yeah, I hear the squealing noise too. Probably just a bad wheel bearing.'
Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".
Tags:public washroom, public washrooms, public bathroom, public bathrooms, public toilet, public toilets, public restroom, public restrooms, public loo, public loos, washroom, washrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, ladies room, lady's room, women's room, public, unclean, gross, unhygienic, unsanitary, service, vending machine, vending machines, pad, pads, sanitary pad, sanitary pads, sanitary napkins, tampon, tampons, sanitary towel, sanitary towels, menstrual pad, menstrual pads, menstruation, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycles, period, periods, monthly cycle, month cycles, emergency, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene product, feminine hygiene products, woman, women
"It's pronounced 'hee-la' monster. The 'g' sounds like an 'h.' "
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, animal, animals, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, gila monster, gila monsters, language, languages, pronunciation, english, unhelpful, wasting time, biting, bite, emergency, emergencies
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