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'Being constipated for three hours is no an emergency and does not require repeated pushing of the call button.'
Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.
"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"
'If you need a nurse just press the emergency button...you'll find one 5 miles down the A564 at St Swithens.'
This red button is for EMERGENCIES...if anything terrible happens to a patient then press it and you'll have a media management team here in minutes.''
'Emergency actually refers to a core meltdown, not a stuck bag of chips.'
'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'
It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.