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"I tried 911. They're only accepting the seventh caller."
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"This better be an emergency."
"It's my family! They're free-floating in a panel with no border!"
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
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'Did you take an emergency call during the night?'
"One moment, doctor, there's been a change in his condition."
"Did you make all these 911 calls?"
"Got your call. We'll be right there to get you out of that pose."
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'Hello, emergency services? Get me all the King's horses and all the King's men please. '
Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.
"It's not an emergency phone call. I'm deleting you from my contact list."
"Baldo, are you almost home? I locked myself out of the house again."
In case of emergency call 1-800-GOD-1.
"You're being robbed of your dignity? Is another woman involved? Your best friend? Hmmm, OK, stay on the line."
'I want to report an earthquake.'
'Doctor, you have an emergency. Call your office, please!'
'Alexander Graham Bell, you misbegotten, sadistic, rotten son of a bitch!'
'What a great Sunday this has been....
Lights Spell Out 911.
'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...
'Welcome home, Darling!'
'The brewery on fire? The lads will be there by the time you put the phone down!'
'It's my latest invention -- I call it the 'Emergency Broadcast Warning System.''
'Yeah? Well, the last time I made it that way 911 was busy until midnight and they had to clsoe this place down for six months!'
"Please hold the line."