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'At this time, I'd like to point out some of the safety features and emergency exits that our craft is equipped with...'
'Honey, are you going to locate the exits every morning?'
'This is my corporate emergency exit!!'
'Remember - We only use them if things go bad.'
Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.
"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."
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In Case of Fire Break Glass
"No, you're not in a box. You're in an exit row. And I need you to acknowledge that verbally."
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School Stampede Drills
"No, there are no emergency exits!"
"Yes, that's why I'm bailing out!"
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Heaven - emergency exit.
'However, I do hope to see a light at the end of the tunnel soon.'
'The emergency exists are located along both sides of he aisle.'
Joke Factory's Fake Emergency Exit.
In Case of Emergency Break Glass.
'Believe me, you have a fire exit.'
"I don't get it. People keep opening this door and setting off the alarm! Can't they read?!"
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'Is this going to take long ?...I only came in for a loaf of bread.'
We apologise for no parachutes and this shortfall in customer service.