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Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.
'I'm a doctor and I'd be glad to perform the heimlich maneuver on you if you call me to make an appointment and come in to fill out some forms first.'
'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'
'I didn't see the man who mugged me, although he did wear $250 UV filtered aviator glasses by LeWit of Paris.'
A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.
Using a Defibrillator a paramedic can tell if Pinocchio is lying.
'No, he's not performing the Heimlich Maneuver!'
'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'
'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'
'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'
Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?
I was mugged. Call IX-I-I!