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"My God, now what?"
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"Neither the time nor the place, Doug!"
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'Hello, 911? I'm trapped on a broken escalator!'
"I'm sorry, sir, but 311 cannot bring you hangover nachos."
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'These emergency numbers are all for lawyers!'
Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.
"It's my family! They're free-floating in a panel with no border!"
"911, what is your major malfunction?"
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"Yes. I heard a scream and a cry for help. And then there was some very ominous music."
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"It's Okay!! I just called 9-1-1!!!"
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"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh....please enter your 23 digit telephone banking code followed by your 14 digit account no and your 24 digit security code..."
'While I'm away I've left you my phone number, the numbers of hotels and flights and if you get desperate use the pigeon.'
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'I need an officer to respond to a report of a stolen donut truck.'
'I can't call 911, Merle! You have my cell phone!'
'Hello, 911? It's my husband! I don't know what's wrong with him. He said there's nothing on TV and he just wants to talk!'
Emergency numbers on a telephone.
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'And this driverless model will even call 911 before it crashes."
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'While you're at it, put '911' in speed dial.'
"One moment, doctor, there's been a change in his condition."
"I suppose one of us should call somebody."
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'Thank you for calling. Please hold - on as tight as you can.'
"Don't call 911! Call Luigi's Pizza. They promise to deliver in less than 30 minutes."
"If there's an emergency, you can contact these people. I shouldn't be gone too long. By the way, do you charge by the hour or bag?"
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"Good thing I had my cell phone."
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"It feels like we're always putting out fires!"
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