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'It's an organ rejection form letter!'
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
Tags:assistant, assistance, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, head, headache, headaches, head injury, head injuries, head trauma, head traumas, trauma, traumas, oblivious, obliviousness, pay attention, pays attention, paying attention, help, helps, helping, emergency, emergency room, emergency rooms, injury, injuries, a&e, accident and emergency
"If our ambulance hadn't hit you, you might be waiting ten or fifteen minutes for another one."
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'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'
"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"
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Huckleberry Finn, M.D.
Tags:emergency, emergency room, emergency rooms, er, a and e, accident and emergency, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, physician, physicians, operate, operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, huckleberry finn, novel, novels, book, books, mark twain, author, authors, literature, literary, character, characters
Providing Healthcare For All
"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."
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Tuesday Aug 16th is funny hat day! Wear a funny hat to the hospital and get 20% off your co-pay!
"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"
'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'
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Cut hand while slicing bagels. All other emergencies.
"Do you have any history of your hair being on fire?"
"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."
Tags:emergency room, accident and emergency, a&e, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, injury, injuries, accident, accidents, broken bone, broken bones, funny bone, clown, clowns, goof, goofball, goofs, goofballs, specialist, specialists
I think the surgery went well. I'll know more when I hear from the billing department.
"It's great to see so many new faces her tonight!"
"So... do we take him to the hospital or the veterinary clinic?"
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Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'
Nurse follows beeping sound in hospital to get taco lunch out of the microwave.
"He fought like hell."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeries, in surgery, operation, operations, operating room, operating rooms, operating theatre, operating theatres, operating theater, operating theaters, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, operating table, operating tables, emergency room, emergency room, dying, fighting, fighter, fighters, box, boxing, boxer, boxers, nunchuck, nunchucks, nunchaku, nunchakus, numchuck, numchucks
Gingerbread man in Emergency room.
'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'
'It looks like your son hasn't changed his underwear in a year,'
"Is your injury sports-related?"
"Do you know your name? Do you know where you are? Do you remember the accident? Do you know you had a hole in your underpants?"
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