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For 43 years, Hank had successfully stuffed every feeling he'd ever had, until,of course, the morning when Fred asked if he could borrow a paper clip.
Breaking: Dalai Lama says Trump lacks 'moral principle' and questions his emotional health.
'I hope you're not one of those sensitive males who's always getting in touch with your feelings on company time. That men's movement stuff really bugs me.'
Psychologist to man with many pictures of him: 'Let's talk about this new obsession.'
Principal to teacher: 'You've got to get a handle on the screaming and running down the hall. I don't care how afraid you are of your students.'
Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'
Doctor to patient: 'Tell me about these melon-collie feelings.'
Man is pulled in all directions.
'I lost my best friend last year and Lisa, here, is part of my support group.'
Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."
'It's a shame it took me so long to learn how to just enjoy being p**sed-off.'
Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'
"So, I said to the lion, 'You want proof laughter ensures emotional health?... Ever seen a hyena in therapy?!'"
Man to patient on couch: 'I'd like to help, but I'm not a psychiatrist, I'm an upholsterer.'
Bob finally began to take risks and put himself out there - but not in a good way.
"I have a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth? How embarrassing!"
Snake to snake: 'This is one of those days I just can't seem to unwind.'
Emotional Challenges of Blowfish
"Learn to express your emojis."
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'I pride myself on maintaining a very healthy balance between family, career and incarceration!'
Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'
Speaker: 'I've lost my will to go on ... is there a motivational speaker in the house?'
'Willow National Forest ... No Weeping'
Chicken: 'And then I began to get hooked on eggnog.'
'I'm miserable. Thank goodness I'm rich.'