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"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."
"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."
Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.
A psychiatrist breaks down crying in front of his patient.
'I'm optimistic that I can overcome my pessimism. Hey, I'm cured.'
"I had prepared our retirement for an economic depression, but not an emotional one!"
Doctor to amphibian: 'You have toad rage.'
'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'
Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'
Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'
That's interesting - what exactly do you mean by 'thump'?