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"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."
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'Who ordered the caesar salad?'
'Here. Who's going to believe Nero played bongos while Rome burned?'
Tags:rome, romans, roman, roman empire, roman emperor, emperor, emperors, roman emperors, nero, bongo, bongos, fire of rome, fire, fires, burn, burned, burns, burning, the man who fiddled while rome burned, ignorant, play, played, plays, bad leader, leader, leaders, leadership, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
The Emperor's Newspaper
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"Truly a magnificent emperor! While Rome burns, Nero plays an instrument that hasn't been invented yet."
Tags:nero, emperor, emperors, roman, rome, romans, roman emperor, julio, claudian, julio-claudian, fiddle while rome burned, fiddle, fiddles, violin, violins, propoganda, flavia, flavian, fiddled while rome burned, rome burned, impressed, impressive, inaccurate, inaccuracy, historical, history, historical inaccuracy, fiddling, fiddling while rome burns, ancient rome, viola, toga, togas, ancient history
A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game
Tags:history, historical, ancient, rome, roman, romans, emperor, emperors, caesar, caesars, colosseum, colosseums, amphitheatre, amphitheatres, amphitheater, amphitheaters, arena, arenas, stadium, stadiums, gladiator, gladiators, gladiatorial contest, gladiatorial contests, life, death, life or death, thumbs up, thumbs down, signal, signals, gesture, gestures, decision, decisions, deciding, sport, sports, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, umpire, umpires, out, safe
"Say what you will - I think it's in very bad taste!
Tags:nero, rome, roman, romans, roman emperor, roman emperors, fiddle, fiddles, fiddling, great fire of rome, emperor, emperors, indifferent, indifference, bad taste, poor taste, arson, arsonist, arsonists, lyre, lyres, play, plays, playing, politician, politicians, unpopular, unpopularity, poor taste, campaign, campaigns, campaign ad, campaign ads
"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."
Tags:ancient, ancient rome, rome, roman, romans, roman empire, history, historical, politics, government, governments, empire, empires, superpower, superpowers, mischief, mischievous, global superpower, politician, politicians, emperor, emperors, caesar, julius caesar, international relations, foreign relations
Decline of the Roman Empire.
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"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the emperor's new clothes, hans christian andersen, emperor, emperors, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, plate, plates, dish, dishes, empty, invisible, new, cuisine, word play, wordplay
The Emperor's New Plane.
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'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'
"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."
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"You have no new messages."
"My Facebook page has only one like, but it is from the Emperor."
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The Emperor's New Speedo
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'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'
"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."
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Tags:pavlov's dog, classical conditioning, ivan pavlov, scientist, scientists, psychologist, psychologists, physiologist, physiologists, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, emperor, emperors, tyrant, tyrants, tyranny, tyrannies
Atomic Bear: Part 12
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'There goes Claudius in his new All-Terrain-Vehicle.'
"Small Caesar salad?"
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"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."
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The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.